On one side of a river, there is an elephant. On the other side, there is a peanut tree. The elephant really wants the peanuts, but he is too heavy for a boat, can’t swim; there is no bridge; his trunk isn’t long enough to reach; the river is too wide to jump across, too deep to walk across and the ends are miles away. How does the elephant get to the peanut tree?

Answer
There is no such thing as a peanut tree!