Joe Thunder

As his name would suggest, Joe was not a meek, quiet fellow. In fact, he had such difficulty keeping quiet that both his local and university library banned him. His roommate, being a music major and a sound engineer, said he could solve his problem, but Joe would need to trust him. He gave Joe his 75-watt ghetto blaster, a CD, fake moustache, and a long blond wig. Joe, who was sceptical but intrigued, decided to give it a shot. Joe, disguised as one of the professors, entered the university library. He placed the CD player on the table in front of him, loaded the CD, cranked the volume full and braced himself as he turned it on. Surprisingly, there was only a very very faint sshh. Joe then realized that he couldn’t hear anything at all. He spoke normally, and then yelled, but none reacted. Awesome, he thought as he began flailing his arms around and shouting as loud as he could. Unfortunately, the librarian, seeing him moving but hearing nothing, assumed he was choking and performed the Heimlich manoeuvre on him, knocking his wig off. He caused the librarian to perform the hind kick manoeuvre right out the door.
But what had his roommate done? What was on that mysterious CD that made everything quiet?

Answer
Most airline pilots could tell you. Joe’s roommate used the same technology that airlines and fighter pilots have in their noise cancelling headsets. It works like this: the CD had a low frequency sound (below the 20 Hz which humans can’t hear) recorded on it. As long as the volume of the low frequency is louder than your voice or other noise, you hear almost nothing for the low sounds (which humans can’t hear) and drown out other sounds. I heard that when this was first discovered that libraries actually used this concept to create quiet until they realized that even though humans couldn’t hear the low sound, if loud enough, yet it would still damage ears.

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